UMÓⁿHOⁿ NATION

The mighty Chiefs made history on Tuesday, October 24 when they lambasted the Crazy Horse Chiefs 54-14. This historical victory marks our first HOME playoff win EVER.  Remember folks, the boyz won a road playoff game last season vs. Crow Creek! The Chiefs took it to CH on the opening drive of the game by marching down the field in just four plays. The drive ended when Offensive Coordinator ‘Air Michael Sjuts’ called “I-Left,  Post-Corner-Corner!” JuJu, who was filling in for Rylon at QB, executed the play perfectly as he fired the ball to Dason for the tuddy. Crazy Horse answered with a wild ESPN highlight Rooski kickoff return - This play remains controversial as our coaching staff was screaming for a forward lateral call - but the refs were not having any of that argument so the TD stood – No worries - from then on it was all Chiefs as we dominated on both sides of the ball!  Another highlight of the first half was when our boy Jayvon ‘the missle’ McCauley got his first TD of the season (see cover pic). That’s when O-Coordinator ‘Air Michael Sjuts’ went to the ground and pound and called: ‘Jay-Left, 35 sweep, no Rooski.’ Jayvon took the ball into the endzone untouched.  

Here is the score by quarters.

SBQ	1	2	HALF	3	4	TOTAL
U-NATION	18	22	40	8	6	54
C-HORSE	8	0	8	0	6	14

Coach’s Corner Wiff our Boy Matt:

J-Squad: Great win vs CH… The O-Line always gets overlooked. How did you feel about how our boyz played in the trenches? 

Coach Matt: The line actually did pretty well this week. CH had a big guy rushing us almost every snap, but the boys up front did a decent job keeping him off JuJu’s back. JuJu was able to drop back and complete throws, going 6-8 for 105yds, 2TDs and no picks. That’s a pretty dang good day for us at QB and that is all thanks to the “Big Nasties” up front! 

J-Squad: We surrendered two kickoff returns to CH. Did you fire your special teams coordinator after the game? 

Coach Matt: Lol this made me literally laugh when I read it. No, Coach Creighton does a good job. After all the “hokey pokey” from the past two years, we don’t look like that any more. No directional kicking. Special Teams is always chaotic as you have to plug in guys all over the place after scoring a TD. It’s not an easy job. The guys gave up a wild, rare TD on the first one. That was a fluke. Executed well, but still, a fluke. The 2nd one was upsetting. Looking at film, too many standing around. 

J-Squad: The weather forecast doesn’t look very promising for Saturday. Will you be packing your long underwear?

Coach Matt: I’m excited! This is REAL football weather now! No long underwear for me, I’m coaching in SHORTS baby! 

J-Squad: We know TZ is a great team. Your thoughts on the Eagles?

Coach Matt: They really are, and always have been since the creation of the league. They have some BIG guys all over the field and are coached well. If we have everyone healthy and passing Science, I think we have a chance v. them. We can’t show up tomorrow scared to hit or get hit, can’t be scared to play against them like the first game this year. No matter what, I will take my guys every day over any other team, I’m ready to go tomorrow! 

J-Squad: A chicken walks through the door RIGHT THIS INSTANT wearing a top hat. What would you do? What would you say? Why is he there? Talk to us baby girl.

Coach Matt: I’d probably ask him how he got across the main road here in Macy without being caught, cooked, and sold at the C-store. But, I’d love to chat with him and discuss what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? I mean, if you’ve got a walking chicken, dressed up to masquerade, you got to talk to him! I feel like Earl Dibbles Jr., in my southern, country boy accent: “That chicken walks in my room, with a top hat, and he’ll crack a cold water with me? I’ll talk to em’!” 

Here were the Teacher Predictions for the CRAZY HORSE Game – Use your math skills to figure out which teacher had the best guess. Pieper for example predicted 48-6. 54 minus 48 equals 6, and 14 minus 6 equals 8, for a difference of 14. Awesome job Pieper. But not a winner!

Pieper - 'I predict we will hold Crazy Horse to one TD and advance to the next round easily! Nation 48-6.'

Hermelbracht -'I think our boys are going to win with class and a humbleness to be proud of. Nation wins 50-12. '

The Voice of the Chiefs- double R's - 'Chiefs gonna SMASH! Nation 56-6'

And Now - Food Truck Facts With Fehringer!  

J-Squad: Could you give the J-Squad a ride to the game tomorrow. 

Fehringer: NO! There are NOT enough seat belts to take the J-Squad to the game.

J-Squad: Could we borrow the truck and take it ourselves?

Fehringer: NO! There are only enough seat belts for one individual!

J-Squad: There are no more home games. Are you sad that you won't get to drive the truck anymore?

Fehringer: Yes. I am sad that I will not be able to drive the truck until next fall.

J-Squad: Have you ever slept in the food truck?

Fehringer: I have no time to sleep.  I am busy 24 hours a day.

The kickoff tomorrow is scheduled for 3:00 P.M., in Agency Village, SD. If you don’t have a ride to the game talk to Fehringer. He might be able to give you a lift in the Food Truck if there are enough seatbelts! 

FYI: The winner of the Teacher Prediction for the Crazy horse game was Hermelbracht! We think. Math isn’t our strong point!

*A special thanks to Dean for providing game photos and to Black Op Photo Inc. for capturing Fehringer driving the truck!